Peaceful Vacationer Gifts

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Flotation Device on the Phone

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

'SHOP!!!'