Peaceful Vacationer T-Shirts

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Did you pack your own bags?"

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat