Relaxed Vacationer T-Shirts

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Thanks for house sitting!

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Flotation Device on the Phone

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Holidays

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

"Whenever the stock market heads south, I heard there myself."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"