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'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Hot Dog Stand.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

"Second wave? Don't be daft son!"

Violinist on Holiday

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Try me/try me/try me...

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Camping.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Shellfie

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Feeling for shells

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"How's it look back there?"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

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