Peaceful Wanderer Gifts

Mad or Noamd.

"Far out, man."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Lost and Profound.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

On Holiday

Feathered frenzy

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Weathervanes.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Bad times for retirees.

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

A friar

Meditation Center

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

"I'm in the 56-year intensive program, all meals included."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

Whatever it is I usually think about.

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Sat Nativ.