Relaxed Wanderer Gifts

Ernie's carrying a clock out to his rose garden! Yeah, he's taking time to smell the flowers!

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Flotation Device on the Phone

Weathervanes.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Spring Training

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Ocean sounds $1.00

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!

"Far out, man."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'Are you counting sheep again?'

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'