Relaxed Wanderer Gifts

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

Flotation Device on the Phone

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Weathervanes.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Spring Training

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"Far out, man."

'Are you counting sheep again?'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

End of Vacation Sally