Relaxed Explorer Gifts

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

Man discovers armchair at mountain top.

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Interpretive napping

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Nothing gives me a greater feeling of accomplishment than not accomplishing anything.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!

"Nice curvature."

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."