Relaxed Adventurers Gifts

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"We should get out to the country more often."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Pet Hobbies

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Spring Training

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"She's in her happy place again."

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Living on the Wild Side

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'