Relaxed Adventurers Gifts

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"We should get out to the country more often."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Pet Hobbies

Spring Training

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

"She's in her happy place again."

Living on the Wild Side

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'