Laid-back Adventurer Gifts

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

"Don't despair! Remember the good times, for example our last vacation...."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Pina Coladas

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Sloth!"

Come in here if you don't like....

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"It's a franchise."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

"The vasectomy clinic? Go past the barbers, left at the scissor factory, cut through the bollards and it's opposite the sewing machine shop."

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Man on Island

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

"They said I could be anything. . . so I became an under-achiever."

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.