Laid-back Voyager Gifts

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Beach flirting

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Flotation Device on the Phone

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Sloth!"

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

Thanks for house sitting!

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'