Relaxed Voyagers Gifts

Airline queues.

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Beach flirting

"It's a hybrid!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Flotation Device on the Phone

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

The pilgrimage begins

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"