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Airline queues.

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Beach flirting

"It's a hybrid!"

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Flotation Device on the Phone

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Genie Gets a Good View on the Beach.

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

Easy Riders Of The Old West.

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

The pilgrimage begins

Larry Was Into Fine Wines.

"Single malt scotches are good but I prefer regular old comfort booze."

Thanks for house sitting!

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

"Me? I thougt they were your anniversary surprise!"