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Man discovers armchair at mountain top.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

Interpretive napping

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Flotation Device on the Phone

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Thanks for house sitting!

'We provide this relaxing courtyard for employees to explore their freakouts.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

"Nice curvature."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'