Relaxed Adventurer Gifts

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'I don't know why you bothered coming if you're not going to take it seriously.'

Man on Island

Pina Coladas

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"She's in her happy place again."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Living on the Wild Side

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Your wife wants to know why you're not home, yet."

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'