Peaceful Adventurer Gifts

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Desert Planet

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

People of Courage

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Best Pals

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Living on the Wild Side

Father and Son quality time

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.