Peaceful Adventurer Gifts

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

"It's a franchise."

'It's all about hunting and killing with you, isn't it? Why can't you just have fun in the woods?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

"Where the wild things were."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"We should get out to the country more often."

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Desert Planet

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Best Pals

People of Courage

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Living on the Wild Side

Father and Son quality time

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Do you think we'd do better if we trained?"

'When building her nest, she says she's just going to wing it.'

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.