Leisurely Adventurer Gifts

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"We should get out to the country more often."

A Lazy Hunter.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Pina Coladas

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Where the wild things were."

Snooker Golf.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Bird sitting on a wing.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

An old lady Kitesurfing

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Ducks trying to guess what a man is quacking.

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'Well, let's head home, they've already left.'