Relaxed Travelers Gifts

Camping in new normality

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Pina Coladas

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Flotation Device on the Phone

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

On Holiday

'No luggage.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Mexican Dog

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Pet Hobbies

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'We'd just like to get away from partisan politics for a while...'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

"Armand, which summer did we become chair people?"

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Thanks for house sitting!

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

'This could be a lovely place if only there were less lousy tourists!'

Club 18-30, Club 30-45

'Never mind looking for buried treasure. Just dig clams; okay?'

'It always amazes me how after a long summer break...with sea, sand, margaritas on the beach and an absence of the cut and thrust of the office...'