Laid-back Traveler Gifts

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Born to be Mild.

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Flotation Device on the Phone

'No sweat shop'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Come in here if you don't like....

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Sloth!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

Walking a tortoise. 'The doctor told me to take it easy.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Thanks for house sitting!

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.