Laid-back Explorer Gifts

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

Two youths

Pina Coladas

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

"Sloth!"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Man on Island

Ernie's idea of "living off the land" is to rent a houseboat!

I'd like to pursue a career, but I don't see any need for a high-speed chase.

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

'I don't know why you bothered coming if you're not going to take it seriously.'

Man discovers armchair at mountain top.

The joy of browsing.

'I just love the sun - I could lie in it all day and night!'

"Don't despair! Remember the good times, for example our last vacation...."