Laid-back Career Explorer Gifts

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

The world's most unemployable family

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Blend Schools

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Man types with beer on his computer.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Dexter Flynn, Taxidermy Attorney.

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

"...I'm available for interview, at your convenience!"

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

'You know, I was buying this resume until I got to the part about you serving on your town's Ouija Board.'

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

"In five years I see myself sitting on the shoulder of a successful pirate captain."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

If it weren't for successful H.S. dropouts, who'd hire the college graduate.

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

'So...We're not pilots!'