Leisurely Career Seeker Gifts

I'd like to pursue a career, but I don't see any need for a high-speed chase.

Golfing Boss

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Fine. And you?'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Gone Bookkeepin'

Day one, post grad

'Fellas, I have a bit of an emergency! My wife is in labor! Mind if we play through?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"Streaming"

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'Nice work, kid. Looks like you might be ready to sit up at the big boys' table.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Get out there and keep your job!'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

"Excuse me, Mr Newton, but some of the employees think that your promotion has gone to your head."

'Of course you can make a great career here! Look at me - when I started working, I was just called 'dude'. Now, only 25 years later, they call me 'MISTER dude'!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Tunnel of Workaholics

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'Howard's idea of the adventurous life is eating trail mix while watching the Discovery Channel.'

Wonder what the shareholders are doing today...

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

"We don't have anything right now, but we'll put you on standby."

'What a relaxing vacation. I've even lost track of the news cycles!'