Laid-back Lifestyle Seeker Gifts

"The early retirement was surprising, but he reached his level of incompetance much sooner than expected."

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Born to be Mild.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'His Dad was a couch potato.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Summer Road Work

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

'I never let the stress of the job get me down.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Come in here if you don't like....

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

'Doing?'

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

"Fishing and doing nothing are not incompatible."