Laid-back Navigator Gifts

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Get ready ... Get set ...

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

'So that's how they know which way north is.'

"Ahh, up the creek with nothing but a lovely cooler of beer. What more could a man wish for?"

'Haven't you forgotten something?'

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

Come in here if you don't like....

Recalculating!

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'I think you're our kind of people.'

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

'No you don't get a map reading badge for knowing how to turn on a GPS!'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

“So much for Google Maps.”