Laid-back Viewer Gifts

"Spoiler alert. There is no good news tonight."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Man types with beer on his computer.

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Reserve Ants

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

Summer Road Work

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

"Sloth!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

'Going with the flow isn't much of a philosophy, but it's all I have.'

Cat's busy calendar

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

Two youths

"The following programme is guaranteed to be pure fluff, with no social messages whatsoever."