Relaxed Viewer Gifts

'Sorry, I forgot to tell you, the cricket has been cancelled.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"This model was specially made for seniors."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'Sometimes I think you'll be sorry when the baby gets here.'

'What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

'Jaques Frisson, His piano,his songs, his pipe and his slippers'

Mr. Clean Enough

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

Success Without Effort

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."