Relaxed Spectator Gifts

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'They say pot makes you less motivated, but I've already been to Taco Bell eleven times today.'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Your kind of course, dad."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

'Just stave them off! I'm putting for eagle.'

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

Family Life

Museum. Shhh!