Comfy Spectator Gifts

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Beer Order

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Football drummer

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.