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"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

Beer Order

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Octopus in the bleachers.