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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'The market goes up, the market goes down. And that's our business report.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'The Stock Market opened today, but just barely.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"Your kind of course, dad."

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Man wearing t-shirt - 'Apathetic but don't care'.

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.

'How's the Hawaii branch?'

'Do you mind if I read a little before bedtime dear?'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

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