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"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

Hush puppy.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Interesting encounters in history.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

Chess on TV

The men of your dreams

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Modem Times,'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

Pola Negri

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

No Air Guitar

Free Little Library

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

'Don't you 'shh' me.'