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"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

Museum. Shhh!

'I've got a better idea - let's let her choose between us and then I'll quietly leave.'

Hush puppy.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Interesting encounters in history.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

The men of your dreams

Chess on TV

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'Modem Times,'

Pola Negri

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'It's quiet... Too quiet.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Look, can we just cut the sh*t today?"

I'm not going to vote because there aren't any televised debates. What? Debates are pretty much the only good thing about election season. You get to watch the politicians hate each other in person. And you get to watch the panic in their eyes when they mess up an answer and realize they've just ruined their entire political career. If they're not gonna bother entertaining me, why should I bother giving them my vote? I love casting ballots. Any opportunity to flex is worthwhile.

Free Little Library

No Air Guitar

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

Introvert Career Faire.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'