Fashionable Spectator Gifts

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"Ah, sweatpants."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

It's my summer robe.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

May I see something cheap?

'I play a lot of sports.'

'Heads up!!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Giacomo Puccini.

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."