Fashionable Spectator Pillows

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

Have a cool yule. (Snowman with an earring).

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Crematorium with sign outside saying 'Yes! We're open.'

'Now you know why they call it a spectator sport.'

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

Tanning Salon: Free teeth whitening - while you tan!

'Heads up!!'

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

'I play a lot of sports.'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-Boys Observing from Trees

Giacomo Puccini.

May I see something cheap?

'Yeah yeah... we know they play in pain. I Live in pain.'

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."