Clothes Shop Spectator Pillows

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Beer Order

"That shirt is so last year."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Football drummer

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!