Clothes Shop Spectator Gifts

The place where guys wait while their girlfriend tries on clothes.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"That shirt is so last year."

Beer Order

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Football drummer

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,