Clothes Shopper Gifts

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Self-Checkout.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Irregulars

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'