Clothes Shopper Gifts

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Everything's gone up."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Go with the horizontal stripes. It'll make me look thinner when I stand next to you."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Self-Checkout.

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"