Fashion Shopper Gifts

"I'm looking for something for my husband. What goes with fast food?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cut Price

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Keeping warm.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.