Fashion Shopper Mugs

"I'm looking for something for my husband. What goes with fast food?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

Cut Price

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Joined at the hipster.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"I am dressed for the job I want."