Aesthetic Shopper Mugs

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cut Price

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Jungle Stores.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Books / Coffee table books

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants