Modern Shopper Mugs

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

Vendo Tree.

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Contactless payment.

Exit. I don't use cash anymore. All my transactions are electronic. For the first time in my life I can say "money is no object."

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

Shops (traditional and modern) with half-price sale signs on.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Mall of ages

Complex Carbs

The Lesser Pyramids

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Bag for life and a bag for wife.

e-procurement

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.