Modern Shopper Mugs

"If this one guy had ordered online like everyone else in the world, we could have had the night off!"

Although skeptical at first, Emma was beginning to see the benefits of bluetooth beacons in her shopping experience.

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

Contactless payment.

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'John I'm just taking the cart to do some internet shopping.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"I wouldn't know if it was just picked. We farm out the actual farming"

Shops (traditional and modern) with half-price sale signs on.

"Tell me again about how I can shop online and have gifts delivered without leaving my office."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Latest Greatest Fastest Computer...versus Good Enough.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Mall of ages

Complex Carbs

'Maturity: the instant-degratification phase of life.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

The Lesser Pyramids

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Health Centre/All Night Stress Counselling

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

e-procurement

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

Online shopping - Using shopping cart mouse.

"What really would be fun is if eBay had some department stores we could go to."

"We're checking ourselves out after making our own salads and grinding our own coffee...they should be paying us!"

Visiting Santa

"If I don't get up early kids, go online and order the worms."

Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.

'No, Lindsay, in a real store there is no 'Add To Cart' button to click.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"This is the most beautiful place I've ever shopped for scoop-neck cotton tees."