Fashion Seeker Gifts

'Where are the jockey shorts?'

Big & Tall Clothing: Moved to larger store.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"