Fashion Adventure Seeker Gifts

Pitfalls of modern shopping. The excitement of tracking a purchase every step of the way to your front door only adds to the disappointment when you discover that you ordered the wrong size.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

Born to be Mild.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Where Mom used to take you.

Lady Gaga

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thong World.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."