Fashion Adventure Seeker Gifts

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

Born to be Mild.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'I made a good living applying tattoos and a fortune removing them.'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Figure 1. Termite queen maternity wear

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Where Mom used to take you.

Thong World.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'