Fashion-forward Adventurer Gifts

Rogue elephant

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

Thong World.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Where Mom used to take you.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

One size fits all

'My goodness, Miss Avery... I certainly hope we haven't seen the last of your sensible shoes.'

Pete had found his home planet.