Fashion-forward Adventurer Gifts

Rogue elephant

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Thong World.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Where Mom used to take you.

Lady Gaga

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

One size fits all

Ralf liked to practice random acts of exhibitionism.