Fashion Adventurers Gifts

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

"Pants in or out?"

When People Start to Look Like their Luggade

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

'I want something that says 'I'm desperate for any job'.'

'Well, you said I should try to do a round in as little as possible.'

Getting thin up top? Don't despair! Help is on the way with these creative combing tips!

"That's right. It says I have a long history of making bad decisions."

"It's actualy a 10 liter hat, I'm from Canada." (two cowboys talking about a large hat)

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Joined at the hipster.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Western Outfitters.

The Mummy's Purse...

Rogue elephant

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Australian Mobile Bar

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'