Style Adventurers Gifts

'How may I hurt you?'

"They looked really cool when we tried them on in the store, right?"

Haircuts

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."