Outfit Adventurers Gifts

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'None shall pass!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Ass-less Chaps

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.