Outfit Explorers Gifts

A horse contemplates what to wear

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Ass-less Chaps

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Fashionista

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"