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A horse contemplates what to wear

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Western Outfitters.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Fashionista

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Ass-less Chaps

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"I always get stuck in the wrong line."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

'And I got this scar when I got in a crush of plump women rushing to buy Leviathongs at the mall sale...'

"This is absurd!" "This is incredible!"

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."