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Venture scouts/Venture capitalists.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Quantum Psychic

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"This is it? No video?"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Planet of the Ants

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"An amusing story no doubt Captain, but let me tell you about my experiences with the head hunters of the Amazon!"

Carrot falls out of motivational book.

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"There's a whole world out here waiting to be discovered!"

'Are we there yet?'

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

One of the Sierra Club's most dangerous guided tours: the hike through a rugged corporate environment.

"Do you really want to visit that planet on our honeymoon? It's a dump!"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

"We're after a remote, unexplored, 'off-the-beaten-track' location with decent wi-fi?"

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.

"Extreme Marco Polo"