Fashion-forward Explorers T-Shirts

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

The Desert Island Package

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thong World.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Lady Gaga

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

One size fits all

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'