Fashion Whimsy Explorers T-Shirts

'It's you.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.